Talking Straight
Is this world a lil gay-biased? Dont get me wrong, I ve got nothing against homosexuality, but inspite of all the hue and cry over same sex marriage and all, I feel that they enjoy a lot of previleges, that straight people can only dream about.
Just take the locker room in a gym for example. I dont think I have to explain the necessity of having seperate locker rooms for men and women. But doesnt that make locker rooms a gay paradise? Having to look at the nude behinds of my same team is not my idea of having a good workout. But what is an irritation to me could lo and behold, a gay man's pleasure and motivation to go to gym! And talking about motivation, did somebody wonder why gay people have immmaculately sculpted bodies?!
As I said before, I have no intention of ridiculing homosexuality or passing a judgement. I just want to stand up and talk for the straight people. All I am asking for is equality. If a gay man can be allowed in a Men's locker room, a straight man should be allowed in Women's changing room too! Or to make things simple, there should be a common changing room for men and women!
Wat say ppl? ( Straight guys, i can already sense your feelings of gratitude!)
Disclaimer: This post is not meant to offend anyone and in case if it offends anyone, sincere apologies. As my guru Seinfeld says, "Not that there is anything wrong with it!".
Just take the locker room in a gym for example. I dont think I have to explain the necessity of having seperate locker rooms for men and women. But doesnt that make locker rooms a gay paradise? Having to look at the nude behinds of my same team is not my idea of having a good workout. But what is an irritation to me could lo and behold, a gay man's pleasure and motivation to go to gym! And talking about motivation, did somebody wonder why gay people have immmaculately sculpted bodies?!
As I said before, I have no intention of ridiculing homosexuality or passing a judgement. I just want to stand up and talk for the straight people. All I am asking for is equality. If a gay man can be allowed in a Men's locker room, a straight man should be allowed in Women's changing room too! Or to make things simple, there should be a common changing room for men and women!
Wat say ppl? ( Straight guys, i can already sense your feelings of gratitude!)
Disclaimer: This post is not meant to offend anyone and in case if it offends anyone, sincere apologies. As my guru Seinfeld says, "Not that there is anything wrong with it!".
posted by Arm Pitt at 7:56 PM
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