Immigrating to a new Land

I am relocating. From Rediff blogs to a spot in Blogspot. Why? The same old reason for relocating - Better Place, More exposure.

Let me begin this baby with one liners, that might stem out to two, three or four liners or sometimes a paragraph.

I have told you a million times, don't exaggerate!

My boss - comes early only when I am late!

Blue film, Red light Area, Yellow Magazines, Green talk - Sex IS colorful.

She came in my dreams and said, "Dont dream about me!"

She said, "I Love you", but..not to me!

Doesn't your back hurt, when you kiss your own ass?

I hate using exclamation marks!!!!

I think you pulled me over 'coz I dont have a driving license ?!!

So, what if I am not white-caucasian? I am still a black-cock-asian!

I am not single. I just broke up with my girl friend 20 years back.

Punish your enemy by getting him older roomies.

Gay also means being bright and pleasant. So, if you arent gay, you are sick and dull.

So now I accept, if the world had no women, it would be gay.

He was given capital punishment for attempting a suicide.

She wears her heart on her sleeve. Her tops are mostly sleeveless.

So, that's the trailor! Im gonna move my favorite blogs from rediff one by one. But if you have reached till this point and if you already know that I am laid back, you might want to check out My Rediff Blogs . If you haven't come across a blog with no readership, it is a lifetime chance. Go shawdy Go!

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