Poem..anyone?

I always wanted to write an intellectual poem, something that stimulates the soul and brain. That desire has been further fuelled by reading poems of fellow bloggers. Even vivhyd has a poem in his blog. So here it goes. Let me know if the poem enlightened your soul.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
If the nurse is hot, keep the apples away.

Where there is Will, there is way.
If Will loves Bill, then he is gay.

Life is like a cigarette, it starts with flashes
And ends in ashes, in between there are clashes.

If life is a stage and I am just an actor
I can tell you one thing, God is the worst director.

Baby, when I look at your face I feel you are a heart-breaker
And When I look at your behind, you are a smooth speed-breaker.

I am a guy with a lot of fire and you are my object of desire
If you come anywhere near me, we'd need a babysitter to hire

Then, whenever I saw you, my heart skipped a beat
Now, whenever I see you, my hearts stops to beat.

Jack and Jill, they went up the hill
Jill forgot the pill and there came lil Bill.