Headlines
A trial attempt at having a crack at some odd headlines..Jay Leno style
Headline : India beat Pak in blind cricket
Comment : So, the Indian national team beat the Pakistan blind team? That sounds reasonably credible.
Headline : Norwegian Woman fined 40000 kroner for raping Man
Comment : Just how lucky can one get huh? Getting paid for eating sugar!
Headline : Testicles removed instead of Prostrate gland in a wrong Operation in a South Africa. Man complains that it has led to a 10 Kg increase in his weight.
Comment : If I had my testicles removed, increase in weight would not be my primary problem!
Headline : Man found Skin in a Arby's Chicken Sandwich.
Comment : So, did Arby employ someone from Tacobell?
Headline : MJ had sex when 10 years old.
Comment : Is that a typo? 'when' or 'with' ?
Headline: Elton John to wed same sex partner David Furnish.
Comment : And the Guests are requested to use the "back-door-entrance".
Headline : Pitt & Jolie deny staying together at a hotel in Africa
Comment : Yeah they said that they just slept together!
Headline : India beat Pak in blind cricket
Comment : So, the Indian national team beat the Pakistan blind team? That sounds reasonably credible.
Headline : Norwegian Woman fined 40000 kroner for raping Man
Comment : Just how lucky can one get huh? Getting paid for eating sugar!
Headline : Testicles removed instead of Prostrate gland in a wrong Operation in a South Africa. Man complains that it has led to a 10 Kg increase in his weight.
Comment : If I had my testicles removed, increase in weight would not be my primary problem!
Headline : Man found Skin in a Arby's Chicken Sandwich.
Comment : So, did Arby employ someone from Tacobell?
Headline : MJ had sex when 10 years old.
Comment : Is that a typo? 'when' or 'with' ?
Headline: Elton John to wed same sex partner David Furnish.
Comment : And the Guests are requested to use the "back-door-entrance".
Headline : Pitt & Jolie deny staying together at a hotel in Africa
Comment : Yeah they said that they just slept together!
posted by Arm Pitt at 10:41 AM
3 Comments:
Thanks amazingme..now u definitely aren't a stranger..wait lemme track ya down!
mama template nalla irukku adhu nalla irukku solli kolriyae da... jollu kotardu.. todchiko
well vivhyd, i can see that you are trying to say something in telugu, but cant really understand what u r sayin. But, i would really appreciate if you dont translate this to English. Amen!
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